Bém (mayor of Prague) is standing on stage and saying to the audience: "I will show you some magic: I'll let 800 milions of crowns disappear, and will guess the card you were thinking about during this."
Cute, both of them... You know I work at the airport and one day we got a transmission from a pilot saying he was coming in with 100 passengers in his Piper Cub (a very small plane). We were all surprised and went running out to see the sight. The plane door opened and 100 little men about 12" (30 cm) tall came out. I asked "Why didn't you tell us they were midgets?" The captain replied "They aren't midgets, they're Texans with the bullshit let out of them." :wink:
HaHa! Nice one, Glenn! Texans are very fond of saying that "everything's big in Texas." It's true--especially for the egos.