Czech Jokes

Discussion in 'Culture' started by nautilus, Apr 12, 2006.

  1. Alexx

    Alexx Well-Known Member

    Bém (mayor of Prague) is standing on stage and saying to the audience: "I will show you some magic: I'll let 800 milions of crowns disappear, and will guess the card you were thinking about during this."
  2. scrimshaw

    scrimshaw Well-Known Member

    Bém zem lem,
    ať je z něho femme
  3. MK

    MK Well-Known Member

    right wing politician guessing red card :shock:

    unbelievable :)
  4. kibicz

    kibicz Well-Known Member

  5. Alexx

    Alexx Well-Known Member

    Not a czech joke, just a funny picture:

  6. Sova

    Sova Well-Known Member

    And the United States according to a Texan:
  7. GlennInFlorida

    GlennInFlorida Well-Known Member

    Cute, both of them...

    You know I work at the airport and one day we got a transmission from a pilot saying he was coming in with 100 passengers in his Piper Cub (a very small plane). We were all surprised and went running out to see the sight. The plane door opened and 100 little men about 12" (30 cm) tall came out. I asked "Why didn't you tell us they were midgets?" The captain replied "They aren't midgets, they're Texans with the bullshit let out of them."

  8. Sova

    Sova Well-Known Member

    HaHa! Nice one, Glenn! Texans are very fond of saying that "everything's big in Texas." It's true--especially for the egos.

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