Ahoj, I have a friend from Lomnice who is having a birthday soon and I would like to make a t-shirt for her. I would be reciprocating a cheeky shirt she made for me! On the back of the shirt I would like to print, "If you think my breath smells bad, you should smell my ass!" It is very crass, I know. And i hope i do not offend anyone. But if someone could translate this for me it would help continue a sweet and long running joke and i would be very grateful. Dekuju moc. Harry. p.s. the Czech music scene is amazing, you guys are really lucky!